Friday FLash Fiction: King Rook

At least one part of this story is even true!

King Rook

I was born in a housing estate at the foot of a steep hill. The top of the hill is ringed with trees, ancient sessile oaks, wych elm and horse chestnut. The rooks owned the woods. These were big birds with heavy black beaks and bodies matt as coal dust but their hoods shone like satin and framed beaded eyes that saw everything.

Every evening the rooks welcomed nightfall with a great dance. The clamour, at first just one or two birds but soon dozens and then hundreds and eventually as many as a thousand rooks, swooped around and around in a black cloud as, in small groups, the birds returned from their day’s scavenging. In the valley below the housemartins and swifts zipped and flitted between the rows of houses but they flew in the shadow of the rooks.

Finally, at some unknowable signal, the rooks would drop from the sky to their roosts in the trees. For a few minutes the trees swayed and rattled as the birds noisily settled down and when all went quiet, night had come.

Nothing in the estate was safe from these birds. Cats, small dogs, rabbits - any kind of unwary pet or careless wild thing was a potential target. A ruffling of feathers, a chorus of rough croaks and something vulnerable would squeal. Afterwards the birds would stride casually across the road or on the little scrub of grass that was our playground and dare us to challenge them.

My mother was terrified of the birds.

I was the first baby born in our estate. It was newly built, a frantic response to the civil rights campaign for Catholic that was rapidly turning into the bloody Troubles - a door shut after that horse had bolted. My parents moved in while the houses around them were still being built and before people learned what it was like to live with the rooks. It was a bright spring morning and my mother left my pram in the garden - for all the shootings and the bombs erupting around them, that still felt a safe thing to do. She left me there and went back into the house to clean or cook or do whatever one of the thousand other things she did to make our lives that little bit better.

When she came back, just a few minutes later, a huge rook was sitting on the handle of my pram, staring in at me.

She screamed and rushed forward, waving frantic arms, trying to scare the bird away.

The rook just stared at her.

My mother stopped.

The crow looked at her, then back down at me, and then spread its wings and launched itself into the air.

My mother described the rook as a monster - vast as an eagle, darker than the night.

“The King Rook,” she’d called it and my dad had laughed at her.

But I know the King Rook is real.

He came back.

He came back and sometimes he took my things.

He took my Action Man from the garden, my toy car from the playground and my favourite tee-shirt from the washing line.

And I knew it was the King Rook because when he took something, he always left a gift.

A pyramid of snail shells, each one punched open and empty, the delicate skull of a rat, a pebble smoothed and polished by flowing water so that it shone like a jewel. And, one morning, planted in the centre of our tiny front garden like a banner, or a sign of ownership, a single perfect feather - so black that it hurt to look at.

They were magical signs. Signs that no matter how bad things got around me - and there were times when things got very bad - that I was protected. The King Rook was watching over me.

I have the collection of gifts spread in front of me now. If I concentrate hard, I can still feel the magic and the security. But it’s getting harder. My dad calls it rubbish, and sometimes I can see it with his eyes.

This is my last day in this house. Tomorrow I will leave for university. Tomorrow night I will be sleeping in a different country. I’ll come back, of course, but some part of me already knows this will never really be my home again. Part of me can’t wait to fly.

And part of me does not want to go.

It’s the end of September. The summer has been long and hot and even though you can already feel the days shortening, today has been warm and clear and the evening sky is bright and cloudless.

I wrap each piece of my collection carefully in paper and padding and place them in a plastic tub, then I put the tub carefully in the centre of my rucksack so it will be safe on the journey.

I go down stairs, give my mum a hug and go outside.

The rooks are coming home to roost, the first few already circling high above the woods, and tonight I want to watch them for the last time.

Tonight I am going to climb the hill and talk with the King Rook.

Old adverts made futuristic!

So I was over at Boing Boing, and they pointed me in the direction of this cute competition/meme on Mark Rayner’s blog - taking old adverts and giving them an sf makeover.

I couldn’t resist having a go - so here’s an old (and frankly distrubing) advert for Thorazine given a very slight twist (honestly, pretty much all I’ve done is replace “Thorazine” with “Carousel”).

Carousel, the perfect cure for annoying old people.

Charlie Brooker writes horror

This is the kind of news that warms the cockles of an old curmudgeon’s heart.

Charlie Brooker (consistently the funniest newspaper columnist to put ink on paper, grouchy old so and so, creator of Screenwipe (the episode he did on how news programmes work was a better dissection of the workings of television than anything I found in a four year media degree course), an “out” geek and promoter of quality sf to the masses) is to write a horror show for Channel 4 (well, he’s calling it horror, the head of C4 is calling it a thriller) called Dead Set.

As one of only three people in the world who loved Nathan Barley (which Brooker co-wrote), I’m officially excited.

And a further example of the way genre material is penetrating UK TV production.

Recent stuff online

My review of The Best Science Fiction and Fantasy of the Year: Volume 2, (edited by Jonathan Strahan) is now online over at The Fix for those of you with yearning to read 5,500 words that were dragged like healthy teeth from the gums of someone with very strong gums (god, sometimes my mastery of the English language is terrifying, isn’t it).

And actually that’s not true, the words came out really easily - not writing 15,000 words was the hard part.

Other stuff I’ve recently written is up at the BSFA’s spiffy new Matrix Online website - including a longish article comparing the relatively few ups and not inconsiderable number of downs in the cinematic histories of comic book giants Marvel and DC, and reviews of Southland Tales, Battlestar Galactica: Razor, In the Shadow of the Moon and Jumper. Sadly you’ll have to be a member of the BSFA to read all that - but if you aren’t, why the hell not?

Hopefully I’ll get some more reviews up over at Matrix soon. I just need an hour or two to sit down and write them up.

Blame Spike Miligan

My daughter had me read half the collected poetry of Spike Milligan to her last night - which starts with Ning Nang Nong and rapidly descends into silliness.

So today by brain has been filled with limericks and doggerel, and I see no reason why I should suffer alone. Here are some sf/fantasy themed ones.

On nanotech

Nanotech has dangers innate
With particles that replicate
A world of grey goo
Is coming, it’s true!
So build rockets and evacuate

The Singularity
Tomorrow may bring singularity
What that means none can say with much clarity
But thinking machines
Won’t need human genes
So we’d better all pray for their charity

No nibbles tonight!

The vampire hunted for blood
‘Neath the flickering gaslamp he stood
Flashed his fangs at a maid
Who slapped him and said
“No more pricks, I’m not in the mood!”

Alien love story
Two astronauts stuck on a moon
Sad Sindy and Harry the loon
He longed for her crater
She promised him “Later”
Then fled with an alien baboon

Alien love story II: Love Harder
The brave young spaceman Malone
Flew to Venus all on his own
Those Venusian ladies
Were hot for his babies
But under pressure his chances were blown

Ode to the Enterprise
Starfleet built some starships called Enterprise
For each captain they had one a different size
Archer’s was quite small
Picard’s largest of all
But it was Kirk that got all the green ladies’ sighs

Sorry.

Theatrical Sci-fi

There’s piece on today’s Guardian theatre blog by Andrew Haydon that starts interestingly, wondering why science ficiton - which can make an impact in cinema, television and, of course, literature - isn’t embraced more by the theatre. He goes on to list a number of previous theatre sf productions - including Mark Ravenhill’s The Cut - and a number of more recent, smaller productions that all sound interesting - especially Unlimited Theatre’s work (anyone thought about approaching these guys for a con?).

Haydon’s grasp of sf doesn’t seem to extend far beyond Star Trek and Star Wars and there’s a sneaking suspicion that the the whole blog piece has been written solely so he can make some jokes about David Tennant/Patrick Stewart’s forthcoming RSC appearance in a “sci fi Hamlet” - “Go on, RSC, put Hamlet on the Death Star”).

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Squidpunk!

Yes, yes, very funny…

But how can you have even a cod (sorry) squidpunk anthology and not include Stephen Baxter? The man practically invented squid in space.

This is a test

Ignore this, thanks, I’m just checking if my RSS feed is working again.

I’ve broken something

I’ve just noticed that (since the end of the redesign/upgrade to 2.5) my RSS feed isn’t picking up messages posted here - can anyone passing by confirm whether or not they’re getting my posts on RSS feed?

Since I’m guessing I’ve broken something, can anyone who knows anything about RSS feeds suggest whether there’s anything I can do to reconnect people?

Welcome to my world, world

So I’m trying to write up some of the reviews I owe people (especially Eugie at The Fix whose been extraordinarily patient with me as I try - and abjectly fail - to put together a review of Strahan’s The Year’s Best SF and Fantasy that isn’t longer than the book - it’s coming soon I swear) - but, you know, when things are hard I end up being a bit rubbish and displacement activities kick in.

Which explains why I’ve been looking at my blog statistics (Ian Whates is still waiting on those film reviews I promised him a fortnight ago…)

More specifically I was looking at the countries of the top level domains of the people (and bots) who have visited the blog since January (and I want to review Quercus One: The West Pier Gazette here…)

So “hi!” to the usual suspects (you .com and .net robots - and few humans) - but “hi!” too to my plucky following from the Czech Republic and Israel (assuming, that is, that it isn’t the secret services in both nations still keeping an eye on me - let it go guys, it was a long time ago!). Bonjour to our French friends, hola! to the Spanish and ciao! to our Italian visitors (big fan of Florence, love what you guys have done to that place!).

A big shout out to Moldova, Poland and Switzerland. G’day and kia ora to our anitpodean friends in Australia and New Zealand (do Kiwis ever really say kia ora?). A hearty hello to our German, Dutch, Swedish, Austrian and Canadian contingents. And, to the happy few from Brazil, Japan, Latvia, South Africa, Norway, China (really?), Finland, Taiwan (that’ll put pay to the Chinese visits), Lithuania and Mexico, welcome.

Since the beginning of the year I’ve also had single hits from Bulgaria (I’m a big fan of Potev Plovdiv FC!), Andorra, Egypt, Greece, Croatia, India, Morocco, Malaysia, Russia and the Slovak Republic (it seems I’m much more popular in the Czech bit of the old Czechoslovakia, I wonder why?)

We even have occasional callers from Argentina, Thailand (love your food) and my favourite country in the world - Costa Rica (honestly, I know I’ve never been - but you should study the history of the place - the most liberal nation in Central America - a fantastic history of social reform, no standing military, the highest literacy rates in the region, traditionally a peacemaker, a beacon for decent government and some of the most astonishingly benign dictators in history. If I was going to get appointed as the benevolent dictator of anywhere, it would be Costa Rica - that’s a country that’s got things sussed. Buy me a beer sometime and mention Costa Rica to me, I can go on for hours, it’s hilarious!)

I’ve no idea what brought these travellers to my door, nor what they made of it when they got here, but come on in, sit a while, would you like a cup of tea? A biscuit? Ah go on. You will now. Go on.

Now excuse me while I pop off and write some reviews…

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