{"id":987,"date":"2011-02-24T16:01:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-24T16:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mmcgrath.co.uk\/?p=987"},"modified":"2014-06-24T18:14:42","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T17:14:42","slug":"987","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mmcgrath.co.uk\/?p=987","title":{"rendered":"THE WAR GAME"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>If the bomb had dropped in the early 1960s the English middle class would have been thoroughly inconvenienced \u2014 getting a decent cup of tea was going to be bloody hard if all the best china had been smashed for a start.<\/h3>\n

So what are we talking about this time?
\n<\/strong>The War Game<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Ah! I loved that film, didn\u2019t you?
\n<\/strong>I\u2019m surprised you enjoyed it. I wouldn\u2019t have thought it was your sort of thing.<\/p>\n

What? Matthew Broderick. Ally Sheedy. Tic tac toe. What\u2019s not to like?
\n<\/strong>No you idiot, that\u2019s Wargames<\/em>. This is The War Game<\/em>, the grim British docudrama about the aftermath of a nuclear war. It caused a huge controversy and the BBC shelved it.<\/p>\n

Shocking. And what, exactly would be the aftermath of a nuclear war?
\n<\/strong>Millions of people would die. Some curtains would catch fi re. A cup would fall off a dresser. People would be very miserable.<\/p>\n

Presumably because they really fancied a cup of tea and couldn\u2019t have one, what with the cup being broken and everything? You know what the British are like when they can\u2019t get a cup of tea.
\n<\/strong>There is something very British and middle class about director Watkins\u2019 view of the apocalypse. There are going to be food riots but people will still be wearing neat suits and sensible coats. Their faces have got a bit dirty though, so things must be bad. And they will still take the time to make placards and write cutting, middle class slogans.<\/p>\n

But it is horrible, isn\u2019t it? Everyone says <\/strong>The War Game <\/em><\/strong>is terribly harrowing.
\n<\/strong>Sometimes. It isn\u2019t like I\u2019d want to disagree with the idea that nuclear war might probably be a bad idea. And there are moments when it is genuinely affecting. The sight of the mother and father crouched under a table hugging their children while their world shakes (or rather the director gives the cameraman a jolly good wobble) works surprisingly well. But sometimes it totters over into the melodramatic.<\/p>\n

Such as?
\n<\/strong>Well, there are some real Star Trek <\/em>moments when they try to portray a firestorm and have people jumping about pretending to being blown by one hundred mile an hour winds. No amount of fast cutting can hide the fact that they look a bit silly. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Oh dear.
\n<\/strong>And the food riot…<\/p>\n

You\u2019ve mentioned that.
\n<\/strong>I know, but it looks more like the first day of a House of Fraser sale than a riot.<\/p>\n

The middle class can be pretty mean when they simply have to have that fondue set.
\n<\/strong>And sometimes I found myself objecting to the way the film attempts to manipulate the viewer. I didn\u2019t like the way the film presents speculation as fact and uses fake vox pops<\/em> to make a point. I know Watkins felt that a polemical film was justified given what he saw as the conspiracy of silence about the real impact of nuclear war, but sometimes even I felt this film was taking liberties.<\/p>\n

So, the message we should take from <\/strong>The War Game <\/em><\/strong>is?
\n<\/strong>That nuclear war is a very bad thing<\/em>.<\/p>\n

So it is just like <\/strong>Wargames<\/em><\/strong>!
\n<\/strong>Shut up.<\/p>\n

Shall we play a game?
\n<\/strong>Tic tac toe?<\/p>\n

How about Global Thermonuclear War?
\n<\/strong>I\u2019ll go first.<\/p>\n

(Originally published in Matrix <\/em>165, Mar\/April 2004)<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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