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Friday Flash: She kissed me

Another drabble this time.

Unusually gothic for me.

Nothing more to add, except that I hope who ever is out there (if anyone is) enjoys it.

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She kissed me

She kissed me once and I was lost.

“Come,” she said.

Like a lamb, I went.

The hotel was dying. Drab wallpaper sagged on damp walls. Lights flickered oddly, as if underwater. The carpets danced with Rorschach splatters, black as dried blood. Those visions of writhing monsters and torn flesh were old friends.

“Please me,” she said.

I tried, weeping gratefully. She just laughed.

“Please me.” She gave me a blade, bone-handled and fine.

I opened myself from neck to belly and watched my blood, steaming, soak the floor.

“Please,” I said.

She kissed me again.

“Thank you,” I smiled.

Friday Flash: 27 ways to avoid doing any actual work

Not even being on holiday can stop the Friday Flash. Actually I was just going to drop an old story in here this week, but “27 ways to avoid doing any actual work” came to me fully formed at 3:15am on Wednesday night, I sat up, hand wrote it in a notepad and transcribe it here for the first time.

I could get seriously used to this sea-side/no-job-to-go-to lark, sitting watching the waves and tapping away at stories is, well, it’s what the dream of being a writer is about, isn’t it? Doing something you love without pressure. Of course, if I was doing this thing for real, it’d be work and therefore probably not as much fun.

Anyway, for the last time from (very nearly) sunny Newquay, enjoy.

27 ways to avoid doing any actual work

The editor called at about five. I’d been waiting for the call, so I let the answerphone take
it.

As I say, I’d been expecting the call, but not for it to start: “Fucking hell, Wilksy, this is the best thing you’ve ever written -”

I snatched the phone from the cradle.

Brilliant, she said.

Could have easily have been just another hack job, she said, as if that’ what she’d been expecting.

But this! This had charm. This had elegance. This had brio!

Brio?

I had to look that one up.

And not just on time, but a whole day early. I must really be turning over a new leaf, she said, and we both had a good chuckle about that.

I took all the praise pretty well, I thought – given the circumstances. I tried to be modest, which was easy enough, and to reflect some of the credit back onto her enlightened editorship – which was harder.

Anyway, she finished, if I could keep writing stuff like this there’d always be work for me as long as she was editor of Boom!

I have the magazine now.

She’s really done credit to the article. Six spreads, beautifully illustrated and laid out.

And she’s right the article is great. Insightful. Witty. Urbane without being too wanky.

There’s no doubt about it, “27 ways to avoid doing any actual work” is the best thing I’ve ever written.

Or rather, it would have been.

If I hadn’t been busy doing number sixteen.

Friday Flash: Hungry Girl

In an unusual fit of stickability, here’s the second installment of my Friday Flash commitment.

This one’s a little longer and brand new.

Hungry girl

The girl was skinny, skinny like one of them you see on teevee. Not the pretty ones, the starving ones – though my momma says sometimes you can’t always tell which is which, these days.

She was just standing in the corner of the lower field, her back to the empty Interstate. I let the big green John Deere we drove on the farm in them days grumble and splutter to a halt a little way away.

She was skinny and her clothes were too big. The green jacket she wore, one that looked like maybe it once belonged to a soldier, hung off her shoulders and reached down to her ankles. She seemed to bend under it, like it was too heavy for her. Her collar bones were sharp ridges and you could see every thread of muscle in her neck. I could count her ribs through the dirty white vest she had on under that jacket.

She pulled her coat closed. She didn’t want me looking at her, counting her ribs or nothing. Her shoes were worn to scraps, she’d walked a long ways and her feet were black and bloody.

“Ain’t you hawt?” I says. It was early in the afternoon, the sun was high and I don’t reckon there was a cloud between here and the Pacific.

She shook her head.

“I bet you is thirsty, though.” I pulled a bottle of my momma’s icy lemonade from the cool box that was by my feet in the tractor cab.

The girl was pale, with straw hair and dark eyes that followed every tiny movement that bottle made. She didn’t move though.

I just shrugged, and rolled down the window on the tractor’s cab, feeling the heat roll in. I reached out and set the lemonade on the wheel arch of the John Deere then slid the window back up, letting the air-conditioning roll back over me.

The girl’s eyes flicked from side-to-side, nervous like. Then she moved, real quick, flitting forward and then back almost faster than I could follow.

She cradled the bottle of lemonade in her hands then raised it to her forehead, rubbing the cold bottle across her temple.

“You come from the city?” I asked.

She nodded.


“You got it bad?”

She just stared at me.

Bad enough, I thought.

She raised the bottle to her lips and drank half the lemonade in one long gulp. She gasped.

“Too cold?”


She shook her head, but her hungry eyes never left mine.

“Good, aint it?”

She raised the bottle again and swallowed the rest. She wiped at her mouth, sucking the last drops of the lemonade from her fingers.

She smiled and revealed a mouthful of sharp-edged teeth.

Yep. She had it real, real bad.

She took a step forward. Her dark eyes seemed to sink back further into her head. Her black tongue ran along her bottom lip.

She was coming for me.

I grabbed for my gun, but before I could draw it level she was at the cab’s window, clawing at the glass, her mouth open so that I could count her teeth and see the black sores on her tongue and down her throat.

I got the gun level, then stopped.

She dragged at the door, but it was locked tight. She punched at the glass, but it was reinforced, better than bullet proof.

She screeched, a sound like I once heard a dog make after it had been shot.

We stared at each other, stalemated.

And her eyes widened.

She gripped at her gut, then her whole body spasmed violent enough to throw her right off that John Deere. She tried to scream, but the muscles in her throat slammed shut like some giant hand had gotten a hold of her by the neck.

There was a second then, when she looked at me and I could see she was just a girl, furious, desperate and confused.

I pointed at the empty lemonade bottle lying on the ground where she’d dropped it a moment before.

“Poison,” I said as the light went out of her eyes.

That was the first of the sick we had around these parts, folks say. The first I remember, for sure, but not nearly the last. Still, I never met one that could resist my momma’s lemonade on a hot day.

Friday Flash: “For Aleppa”

Gareth L Powell start it, Paul Raven at Velcro City is running with it, and I’m not too proud to steal a perfectly good idea. So here’s my first “Friday Flash” - called “For Allepa” - which is actually a “drabble” a story exactly 100 words long. There’s something about the pointless precision of drabbling that appeals to me.

For Allepa

“Who’s that?”

There was darkness, the tang of decay and breathing, rasping and loud.

“I’m here.” Petr shuffled forward, arms outstretched, almost blind.

“A doctor?”

“Here to end your suffering,” Petr said.

“Of course!” It chuckled – dry, humourless and knowing. “After all these years?”

Petr took a more confident step, his eyes growing accustomed to the gloom. The old man was grey-faced and so wasted that his body barely showed beneath the yellowed sheets.

“For Allepa!” Petr raised his pistol.

A flash. Claws? Steel? Petr never knew. Blood gouted.

The old man pulled Petr to him.

“I feel better already.”

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