In the bible according to mamatas

Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don’t change your clothes. Don’t fix your hair. Just take a picture.
Post that picture with no editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable. Don’t go posting an eight megapixel image.)
Include these instructions.

Every day the space between my eyebrows and my hairline seems to grow…

I suppose I really should be doing something more productive.

And hey, brown used to be the new black.